From last night...
Zander [while in Brad's bathroom]: You can't come in here Mommy. This is the boys room. That's why I love daddy sooooooo much -- because he's a boy and I'm a boy.
And from Sunday...
Me [to Zander]: Want anything from the grocery store?
Zander: Um, cat food.
Me: But we don't have a cat.
Zander: We could get one.
Me: Mommy is allergic to cats. They make me sneeze and itch.
Zander: You could go away and the cats could come.
(I said that I wasn't going to go away so he asked for grapes instead.)