Warning: This post fits under two new categories: TMI (Too Much Information) and TMTOMH (Too Much Time On My Hands).
At the grocery store, I tried to purchase some deodorant. Sounds simple enough. But, I kid you not, there were that at least 27 different types of the same brand:
Secret Platinum (in Unscented, Glacier Ridge, and Ocean Breeze). Total=3.
Secret Platinum with Conditioners (in Botanical Silk, Velvet Powder, Shower Fresh, Mystic Rain, and Ocean Breeze). Total=5
Secrete Platinum Expressions (in Tropical Tango, Vanilla Chai (wtf?), Afrikan Violet, Southern Peach, Asian Pear, Spanish Rose, Jasmine Orient, Arctic Apple, Eastern Lily, Passion Flower, Brazilian Cherry, Kuku Cocoa Butter, and English Bloom). Total=13
Then there were the basics:
Secret Roll-On, Secret Solid, Secret Invisible Solid, Secret Clinical (comes in a box looking very serious), and Secret Clear Gel . Total= 5.
And, my very favorite:
Secret Ultra Clear (just in case the regular clear is not clear enough).
Alas, there was no Secret Regular, which was really all I wanted. So that's why I smell.