Monday, January 7, 2008

Mottos: The Dishwasher

I have a lot of them, so why not share?

If it fits in the dishwasher it goes in the dishwasher.
This holds true for knives and fine china (but not children and pets). Why do you think they call it "fine" china -- because it is fine to go in the dishwasher.)

And here's some bonus mottos:
If it doesn't fit in the dishwasher, consider throwing it away (but don't tell Al Gore).

If you don't want to throw it away, leave in sink "soaking" until Brad spouse gets frustrated and cleans it himself.


Lisa said...

I remember a time - a dark, dismal time - when our belowed author had to wash her dishes BY HAND because her apartment didn't have a dishwasher. Guess she's making up for lost time...

JCB said...

Let's not speak of that time again. ;)

Susan said...

Brad has never been frustrated enough to clean his well "seasoned" pan. (If I could do a strikeout I line would have gone through "throw out" before "clean."

Jill, how many times to I have to tell you that putting sharp knives in the dishwasher dulls them.