Wednesday, April 9, 2008

If I were queen of the universe...

...there would be a little bell that goes off in the women's bathroom at my office when someone pees on the seat. The door would automatically stay locked until the offender cleaned it.

...from birth, all children would sleep from about 6:30pm to 8:00am, thereby allowing parents to eat dinner, have adult conversation, watch a movie, and get a good night's sleep themselves.

...oh yeah, and world peace.

2 comments:

Melissa and Peter said...

Jillie - can you also take care of traffic for those of us who commute to work?

JCB said...

Good idea -- I'll add that to the list. Though, not sure which one of us has it worse...oh yeah, you're in L.A. -- you probably do!