Not to be petty or anything, but when we received week's guilty pleasure People magazine announcing the birth of a baby girl for Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, I got a bit annoyed.
The headline says "BABY BLISS!" Fine, they're happy that the baby is here. I can get around that. But "BLISS?" Come on. Then it goes on to say that the couple told People, "She's an absolute delight." Whose newborn is a delight? A delight? I mean, did I miss something? Am I just a bad person? What's delightful about those first few days and weeks? Oh, right -- the meconium (delightful I tell you!) the endless late night feedings, the stitches in the nether regions, the exploding breasts, the lochia (more delight). Thanks for reminding me.