Yesterday evening something was making a vibration noise in our kitchen. We couldn't figure out what it was. Sounded like it was coming from the wall and we were starting to get worried. We nudged the piece of furniture near the wall, but the sound was still there. Some heating issue? Something else systemic to the house? Further investigation revealed it was just the baby's bouncy seat on a vibration setting. Duh!* * * * * *
Me [trying to convince Zander to brush his teeth for a more extended period of time]: "Some people sing the ABC song or the happy birthday song to themselves to be sure that they are brushing for long enough."
Zander: "Or they could just use a timer." Duh!